Razzamatazz - British comedy



The Wedding Gift List which Prince Edward and Sophie Rees Jones issued to their wedding guests on the occasion of their marriage was heavily criticised as to their immodest suggestions for suitable gifts. However it would appear that the list in question was an amended version, altered after it had been pointed out to Edward and Sophie that it might be construed they were being a little greedy. The original list recently came into the possession of Razzamataz Productions, and is printed below.


A Carriage Clock (Attached to a Carriage and Pair)
 

A Set of Bath Towels (His, Hers, Theirs, Their Fathers, Their Mothers, Their Brothers and Sisters, Their Aunties ,Uncles, Cousins, Grandparents, and any other relatives, Their Friends, Their Hangers-on, Their Business Associates, Their Staff, Their Servants, Their There)
 

A 12 Piece Cutlery Set (Gold)
 

A 12 Piece Band
 

A case of Krug.
 

A case of Krugerands.
 

A Harrods Hamper.
 

Harrods.
 

A Wardrobe. (Versace)
 

A Set of Golf Clubs. (Woods, Irons, Putter, Wentworth, Carnoustie)
 

A Food Processor. (Raymond Blanc or Michel Roux)
 

An Occasional Table (When not being a table we would like it to be a Rolls-Royce, ha ha ha ha ha

ha, Ed)
 

A couple of dozen of those little yellow things, what are they called, oh yes, Phillipino servants.
 

Queen Elizabeth II (The ship)
 

Queen Elizabeth II (The mother of the bridegroom. Will make an excellent conversation piece when installed in drawing room

 

The Bahamas.
 

World Domination.
 
 

AND DON’T BOTHER BLOODY COMING IF YOU HAVEN’T BOUGHT US A PRESENT!
 

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