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IF YOU ARE A ROCK STAR OR MOVIE STAR WHY
NOT ADOPT ONE OF OUR BEAUTIFUL BABIES? Now in 3 exciting colours -
Brown, Dark Brown and Very Dark
Brown Be like Madonna and adopt a little brown baby of your very own. The perfect way to make you feel good about yourself despite ripping off your fans by charging them £75 a ticket for your rock concerts and £20 for a crappy tee shirt and other overpriced tour rubbish. Don't feel guilty about trousering £10,000,000 a time for your duff films, be like Brad and Angelina and assuage your conscience by adopting a brown baby. . SPECIAL OFFER! TWO FOR THE
PRICE OF ONE! Adopt one conjoined twin before
March 31st and get another one entirely free! Many satisfied customers and testimonials. AJ of Hollywood writes: "Since we adopted little Ongobongo she's never looked white". Write in first instance to - Star Babies Freepost Free Publicity Freetown Sierra Leone No one will call. Unless it's a parent who wants their child back. But don't worry, throw a few grand at them and they'll soon be on their way back to Africa. |