| If you are any or all of the above, and like
us you are a man who likes a pint or three, what you need is a pair of
PEEPANTS©. Discreet, guaranteed leakproof, and a full twenty gallons
capacity, PEEPANTS© are a boon to anyone who is incontinent, but are
especially beneficial to the man who is incontinent and also likes his pint.
Because once you are the proud owner of a pair of PEEPANTS© you will
banish forever those embarrassing trips to the Gents toilet every few minutes.*
(Or even more frequently in cold weather!) Simply relieve yourself wherever you
happen to be, whether chatting with friends at the bar or sat in the vault
playing dominoes. PEEPANTS'© ground- breaking revolutionary sound-proofing
system ensures that they won't hear you, and their |
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dimensions ensure that you can go for a whole
day quite easily without once having to go to the loo. Up to a week is
possible! And your PEEPANTS© are so easy to empty. Simply drain yourself
off every now and then with the conveniently situated drain-off tap whenever
your PEEPANTS© are full, then you're all set for another day without the
inconvenience of having to go to your convenience. And now, pictured left,
especially for the man who wants to know what the level of pee in his
PEEPANTS© is without having to use the handy dipstick, we are proud to
introduce SEE-THROUGH PEEPANTS© (Artificial goldfish and plant life extra)
Practical, and a wonderful conversation piece also. So don't be pissed off with
your incontinence anymore, be pissed in with PEEPANTS
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