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DIARIES UNLIMITED     BANK HOLIDAY HATERS DIARY    This diary contains no Bank Holidays - turn up for work at Christmas or Easter and have the whole place to yourself. DYSLEXICS DAIRY    Extensive articles on milk, butter, cheese, and other diary foods. LONDON UNDERGROUND DIARY    Perfect for users of the Underground. Features a map of the London Underground System on every page - no more searching for it and saying 'I'm sure the bloody thing's in here somewhere. .' MONARCHISTS DIARY     Lists all the important royal occasions, Ascot, Henley etc. Hints on forelock tugging and how to banish from your mind the historical fact that the Royals are only royal because their ancestors were greedier bastards than yours DIARIES UNLIMITED 2002 DIARIES FOR ALL! Whatever you are into we are bound to have a diary for it - just try us! WOMEN DRIVERS DIARY    Full of helpful hints. Your engine - where it is and why you should leave it alone. How to change a tyre - from black to a nice pastel pink shade that matches your nail varnish. The make up mirror - how you can also use it to see if there are any cars behind you. How to put petrol in the family car. (Emergencies only) Lots lots more LEGAL DIARY    Lists all important legal dates, Quarter Sessions etc. Plus useful hints on overcharging and keeping trials going for as long as possible. SCHIZOPHRENICS DIARY     Includes the dates of both Christmases and both Whit Mondays. BUILDERS DIARY    A new excuse for every day. 365 in all, including the never before used 'I couldn't be bothered to come.'
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