| Class of Dog |
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Name of
Entrant |
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| 1.Vicious bastards that would bite your
balls off as soon as look at you. |
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| 2.Little bandy hairy ones with clinkers all
round their arseholes. |
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| 3.Little bad-tempered ones with their hair
in pink bows, owned by women who haven't got any children. |
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| 4.Little ones that shit all over the place.
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..PRINCESS OF PENGE… |
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| 5.Big ones that shit all over the place.
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| 6.Those little vertical take- off jobs
which suddenly leap out at you and scare the shit out of you. |
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| 7.Those whose owners have dyed their hair
so that its the same colour as their dog's, the sad bastards. |
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