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THE 11th TO 20th COMMANDMENTS

And it came to pass that Moses was on his way down from the Mountain with the Twenty Commandments which God had charged him with delivering to his People, when he paused to rest. The twenty stone tablets upon which the Commandments were engraved were heavy, and had made him weary. While he rested he read them once again. The first ten, though difficult to keep, seemed to make very good sense. But he was at pains to understand the others. For they did speak of strange things of which he had no knowledge, such as supermarkets and baseball caps and computers. This was because God, in His infinite wisdom, had looked far ahead, and had provided Commandments which He knew would be necessary hundred of generations years hence. But Moses, unaware of this, and wearying at the thought of carrying any farther ten heavy Commandments which would be of no use to his people, left them on the Mountain and continued on his journey with just the first ten. Commandments Eleven to Twenty, buried for centuries on the dusty slopes of the Mountain, were recently unearthed. For the edification of all they are printed in full below, in the hope that, even at this late hour, people will respect them and follow God's will.
11th Commandment   12th Commandment
13th Commandment   14th Commandment
15th Commandment   16th Commandment
17th Commandment   18th Commandment
19th Commandment   20th Commandment