There is a beast in
all men, but how many men are capable of being in a beast?
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ARE
YOU CAPABLE OF BESTIALITY?
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| 1. Which of these three cuts
of steak do you prefer? |
| A. |
Sirloin? |
| B. |
Fillet? |
| C. |
Rump? |
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| 2. If you were asked to draw a
picture of a donkey, would you draw… |
| A. |
A front view of the
donkey? |
| B. |
A side view of the
donkey? |
| C. |
A rear view of the
donkey? |
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| 3. On going to bed at night,
do you…? |
| A. |
Lie facing your wife? |
| B. |
Lie facing away from your
wife? |
| C. |
Lie facing a restless night thinking
about animals' buttocks? |
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| 4. Which of the following
would you most like to spend an evening with? |
| A. |
Samantha Fox? |
| B. |
Edward Fox? |
| C. |
Brer Fox? |
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| 5. If you had a wet dream,
where would you most likely to be in your dream? |
| A. |
On the back seat of a
car? |
| B. |
In bed with a beautiful
woman? |
| C. |
Cruft's? |
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| 6. You are driving through
the jungle but find your way blocked by a giraffe which, although still
upright, is bogged down in several inches of mud. You have with you a length of
rope and a 36 gallon barrel of beer. Do you…? |
| A. |
Tie one end of the rope round the
giraffe's neck, the other to your bumper bar, and try to pull the giraffe out
of the mud? |
| B. |
Drink the 36 gallon barrel of beer in
the hope that by the time you've finished it the giraffe will have managed to
free itself? |
| C. |
Stand on the barrel and shag the
giraffe? |
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YOUR RATING
Score 1 point for
every A, 3 points for every B, five points for every C.
Ten to
fifteen points. You are unlikely to ever have intercourse with an animal. You
are also very dull.
Fifteen to twenty-five points. Careful, you
are on the verge. Make sure it isn't a grass one with a
goat.
Fifty points. Filthy bastard! |
