Razzamatazz - British comedy



BAFTA AWARDS CEREMONY SEATING PLAN
1. Little Irish woofter who is about as funny as a walk round the park with a nail in your shoe.
2. Chat show host who talks with a wee wee and is even less funny then the Irish woofter.
3. Diminutive Australian female pop singer with nice arse who was awarded the O.B.E. for having cancer.
4. Multi millionaire who makes a living out of taking the piss out of people who appear on talent shows who can't sing.
5. Celebrity dance programme host and King of smut who should have been shown the red card years ago.
6. Disgustingly fat female comic and actress who isn't Jo Brand.
7. A lacky who will look guilty whenever the disgustingly fat female comic farts.
8. An actor who is the only one in the building who isn't on something.
9. Chris Langham.
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13. Small geordie presenter who is about as funny as the Irish woofter and the chat show who talks with a wee wee put together.
14. Even smaller geordie presenter who is about as funny as the Irish woofter and the chat show who talks with a wee wee put together.
15. Former X Factor winner who has been given time off from McDonalds so he can attend tonight.
16. Someone who has never won anything who will be awarded a lifetime achievement award for trying.