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The Jacob's Bakery Ltd
P.O.Box 1
Long Lane
Liverpool
L9 7BQ
Dear Jacob's Bakery
I am writing to you in my official capacity as secretary of the
New Mills Invalids Club. This year marks the 25th anniversary of the club,
and we mean to celebrate the occasion in some style, whilst
at the same time giving club funds a
much needed boost. To achieve this we intend to manufacture and sell to the general
public a chocolate biscuit. We are confident
that we have the expertise to accomplish this as four of our members used to work for
the local sweet and confectionery factory - in fact
it was because they worked at the local sweet and confectionery factory that they became
invalids, having caught various parts of their anatomy in the machinery, but that's another matter.
Here is where you come in. I have long been a fan of your Jacob's Club biscuits,
as have many of my
fellow members, and to this end we would like to 'cash in' on your esteemed name by
calling our biscuit a 'Jacob's Club Foot' biscuit. This would at once inform
the public that it is a quality product, and also that it
supports invalids. Can I have you permission, please?
Yours faithfully  |
