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23 Hillside View
New Mills
HIGH PEAK
SK22 3DF

28th April 1997

Ian Cresswell
Butcher's Ltd
Baker Group House
Crick
Northants
NN6 7TZ


Dear Ian Cresswell

Thankyou for your letter of 24th April, and the vouchers, which I passed on to the needy.

It would appear that I have made a mistake and that Butcher's Tripe Mix is a dog food! Perhaps it is an understandable mistake though; I mean on boxes of Kellogg's Frosties there's a picture of a tiger but it would be a fool who claimed that tigers eat cornflakes, as I am sure you will agree.

Getting back to the point, your letter arrived too late to have any influence on a meal which I recently put on chez Ravenscroft for a potential client. However I doubt that it would have made any difference to the menu I had decided on, even if it had arrived before my client. In the event he said that the Tripes Provencal, made with your Butcher's Tripe Mix as the basis, was quite superb, and he couldn't believe that most of it had come out of a can. In fact when I showed him the can to prove it he was quite speechless. If I don't get a big order out of him I will be very surprised, although up to now he has been out of the office every time I've tried to contact him.

I must say that I enjoyed your little joke about keeping my nose wet and my coat in tip top condition. Very funny!


Yours faithfully