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All these men doing cookery programmes on the telly, I mean what's that all about?
I mean how many women do you see with
their own cookery programmes on the telly, eh? Not many, I can tell you.
Delia Smith and that gorgeous one, what's she called, Nigella Lawson, and that's
about your lot nowadays. And now even Delia's going! And how many men have got their
own cookery programme?
Millions. There's big ones, little ones, black ones, white ones, British ones, foreign ones,
fat ones - plenty of them! - thin ones..... I counted twenty seven of 'em last week,
twenty eight if you count that one in the pink pinny but he was more than halfway
to being a woman or my name's nor Brian Broadside. I reckon that it's a conspiracy
by the Government meself, to brainwash us blokes into doing the cooking. The idea is that
we'll see these blokes cooking on the telly
so often that we'll start thinking it's normal for blokes to cook, and start cooking
ourselves.
Well bollocks to that! I mean men cooking, that can't be right. I mean it's a woman's
job to do the cookery, it's a woman's job to feed her man, not the other way
round.
I mean it's natural for a woman to feed people. That's why she's got tits.
And it's natural for a man to be fed. That's why he likes to suck her tits. And go on
sucking them, long after he's not a baby no more. I mean girls don't do that do they.
Once little girls have been weaned they have no interest at all in sucking tits, not unless
they're lezzers of course, but boys are trying to suck tits for the rest of their lives,
and if that isn't proof that
it's only human nature for women to feed men then I don't know what is.
And women know that it is, they know that it's their job to feed men.
I mean what better
example of that is there than that Nigella Lawson bird cooking a steak and kidney pudding with
her tits hanging out, now if that isn't getting the message across of what a woman's role
in life really is then I don't know what is!
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