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Royalty? Where would we be without 'em, that's what I'd like to know.
In the crap, that's where. I mean if we didn't have any Royals thousands and thousands of
people would
be thrown out of work, and I don't just mean Royal arsewipers. You've only got to look at flags,
haven't you,
all them little union jacks what people
wave at the Royals when they go paying Royal Visits. I mean there'd be no need of 'em if you
didn't
have Royalty, would there. I mean you wouldn't get people lining the streets waving union jacks
if it was
Tony Blair what was doing the visiting, you might get 'em waving car jacks, or more likely
throwing car jacks, you certainly wouldn't get 'em waving our national flag, not if Brian
Broadside
knows anything. And how much would it cost the paint industry if there were no Royals? Christ
it doesn't bear thinking about, I mean everything gets painted when there's a Royal Visit,
even the Royals who are doing the visiting if they don't keep on the move, why it must cost
thousands, millions of pounds a year for paint, I mean think of all the paint factory workers
who
would be made redundant if there were no Royal Visits, and all the painters who were
doing the painting. I mean you get a lot of people doing the Royals down, specially because
the Royals
like a bit on the side, well that's just jealousy if you ask me, from people who aren't getting
a bit on the side, and anyway why shouldn't they have a bit on the side, they deserve it
if you ask me, having to visit places like Hartlepool and Barnsley and have people waving
little flags at them, I mean Christ the fumes from the paint must be bad enough without people
wafting
them at you!
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