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'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' Well it's fixed, I mean it has to be. I watched
it the other night with the wife and my boy Clint and my girl Micheline.
The £16,000 question was 'Bristol Shoguns are a leading team in which sport, (a) ice hockey,
(b) cricket, (c)
rugby union or (d) Basketball?' And the bloke got it right, rugby union. I mean how
did he know that?
I didn't know that. The wife didn't know that. My boy Clint didn't know that. And my
girl Micheline didn't know that, and she's got a GCSE! Next question for £32,000 was
'What was the first name of the Spanish painter Goya, was it (a) Javier, (b) Miguel, (c)
Francisco
or (c) Pedro?' And the bloke said Francisco, got it right again. I mean how
did he know that?
I didn't know that. The wife didn't know that. My boy Clint didn't know that. And my
girl Micheline didn't know that, and she's got a GCSE, and not only a GCSE but a GCSE at E level,
E for excellent.
Next question, for £64,000 was 'Which is the largest island in the Mediterranean Sea, is it
(a) Cyprus, (b)
Sicily, (c) Corfu or (d) Sardinia?" And the bloke got it right again, Sardinia! I mean how
did he know that?
I didn't know that. The wife didn't know that. My boy Clint didn't know that. And my
girl Micheline didn't know that, and her GCSE at E level is in geography! I mean it's fixed,
it's obvious.
I reckon that Chris Tarrant bloke whispers the answers to them when nobody's looking.
That's why he's got a twisted mouth, that's why his mouth slants to the left, through
whispering the answers to people out of the side of his mouth. Like that other one,
what's she called, her in the Missing Link, Anne Robinson, I mean she must whispers
the answers to them too because she's got a slanted mouth too, only her's leans the
other way - mind you I wouldn't mind betting what with the leather and trousers suits and
the butch haircut that she leans the other way too, bitch.
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