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ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

Illegal immigrants? There wouldn't be no illegal immigrants if I had my way. I mean the only reason we can't get rid of the illegal immigrants what are flooding the country is that they disappear into their own, they join up with the legal immigants what are already here legally. And then nobody knows which is of 'em is legal and which is illegal, because how do you tell 'em apart, they all look the same. So what I'd do is make all the legal immigrants into illegal immigrants as well, so there was no argument who was who, then send the bleedin' lot back to where they came from. Get shot of the lot of 'em. All the Indians and the Pakistanis with their curries, all the Greeks with their doner kebabs, all the Italians with their bleedin' pizzas, rid the country of the lot of 'em. And the West Indians, I mean apart from them what are nurses what use are West Indians to anybody if you don't like cricket or drugs? Bugger all. And talking of nurses I once seen it in the paper where this bloke was saying you couldn't send all the foreigners back to where they came from because if you did the National Health Service would collapse. Bollocks! I mean if you was to send 'em all back home they wouldn't be able to make their curries and doner kebabs and bleedin'pizzas and all the other shite they sell us what makes us ill would they,? And if we wasn't ill we wouldn't need a National Health Service would we? Don't get me wrong, I like a curry and a kebab meself but that doesn't mean to say that they're doing me any good, they can't be, all I know is I couldn't shit through the eye of a needle when there was no curry and kebabs, and now I can, no trouble. All I know is that since we started letting foreigners into the country we've got twice as many hospitals as we used to have and twice as many people trying to get into 'em, and if that isn't reason enough for getting rid of all immigrants then I don't know what is!


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