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FACTORY FARMING

Factory farming cruel? Don't make me laugh. What some people don't seem to realise is that animals are different to us. I mean take chickens. Chickens haven't got any brains. If they had they'd use 'em and fly off wouldn't they instead of hanging around to have their throats cut. And then you get these nutcases telling us that we shouldn't eat chickens! Bullshit. I mean if chickens wasn't meant to be eaten why is it that their insides are very conveniently in a little plastic bag for the giblet gravy, eh? And take pigs. All this crap about them not having enough room to walk. I mean where are you going to go if you're a pig? Down the pub? No, take it from Brian Broadside, if God had intended pigs to walk he'd have given them longer legs. Veal's another thing. I mean you get people complaining that cows are fattened for three years in cramped conditions before being slaughtered, then when a veal farmer takes pity on 'em for having to live in cramped conditions and kills 'em off after six months they still complain! I give up sometimes, I really do.


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