Razzamatazz - British comedy

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     One of the giant loudspeakers was already pointing in the direction of the large windows that looked out onto the golf course and Daddy Rhythm now muscled the other one round until it was pointing the same way as its twin brother. He had already opened wide all the windows. Now he cued in the second track of the CD 'Lord Nose and the Bogies Greatest Tits', turned up the volume of the three amplifiers all the way, and seconds later a hundred and twenty decibels of 'We Don't Give A Shite' hit the golf course.

          We don't give a shite
          We don't give a shite
          We don't give a shite shite shite
          We don't give a shite
          In the middle of the night
          No we don't give a shite shite shite!

          We don't give a wank
          We don't give a wank
          We don't give a wank wank wank
          We don't give a wank
          In the middle of the bank
          No we don't give a wank wank wank!

          We don't give a fuck
          We don't give a fuck
          We don't give a fuck fuck fuck
          We don't give a fuck
          In the middle of Tobruk
          No we don't give a fuck fuck fuck