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November 28 2001
Wednesday

     I was allowed to deal with a customer at the travel agency this morning and got the sack for my trouble. The boss's exact words were "When somebody asks you what Minorca is like, the answer is 'An ideal holiday destination which offers beautiful scenery along with excellent weather', not 'A load of shite', so piss off back to where you came from." I pointed out to him that we weren't doing people any favours by recommending them to places which are a load of shite, because people don't forget, and that the next time they booked a holiday they wouldn't be coming to the Marco Polo Travel Agency to book it, they'd be going to Thomas Cook or somebody, and the boss said if I didn't shut it I would be going to hospital. So I left before things turned nasty.
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