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| November 24 2001 Saturday 0ne of my classmates lives on a dairy farm so there was no problem getting a cow, but getting it into our house was a different matter. I think it would still be halfway through our front door if Brain Damage hadn't kicked it in the udder. It certainly went in then.The trouble was it wouldn't stop, and went crashing through the back door and into the garden. The rabbits shit themselves, but what's new. We eventually herded it into the living room, with only minor damage to the hall skirting boards. When my mother came in from the shops and saw it she fainted. When she came round I said: 'Can I have a digital camera now that the cow's come home?' I don't think I'm going to get one because I didn't even get any tea. |
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