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| November 10 2001 Saturday When I came off injured just before half time in the school game I told Mr Oldcorn I had to go home immediately so that my mother could tend to my injury, as she was a nurse. One of our strikers big gob Jason Carter overheard me and said he thought I'd said that my mother was an undercover policewoman. I told him that being an undercover policewoman isn't always straightforward and this week she was posing as an undercover policewoman posing as a traffic warden posing as a nurse. I told him once she'd had to pose as a nun and we had nothing but frugal meals for a fortnight. I think he was impressed. Started saving up to go to Ibiza on my own. If I can manage to get a cheap flight I've worked out that it will cost between £180 and £240 for a week, depending on how many condoms I use. |
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