January 9 2002
Wednesday
Still no luck getting my mother a boyfriend. There is only one man
who rings up now, and I don't think that he's
going to ask her out because apparently he never says anything, he just
breathes heavily.
My only hope is that's he's a bit shy and got asthma, and that eventually
he'll say something. I'm not counting on it though, so
it looks like I'm going to have to re-advertise or come up with something else.
I've been giving a lot of thought to the penis enlarger situation and it seems
that
the only way out for me is to make one. Fortunately due to being force-fed
Blue Peter by my mother when I was younger
I'm quite handy at making things, and I think
that a foot long piece of flexible hose, my father's car foot pump,
some foam rubber
and some double-sided stickytape should do the trick very nicely. |
