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January 5 2002
Saturday

    Didn't wet the bed. Had chips and double cheese baconburger with a fried egg on top for my tea again. I told my mother that regardless of whether or not I wet the bed I don't want chips and double cheese baconburger with a fried egg on top for my tea again, and that if she wanted to show me some understanding and affection to buy me a digital camera for my birthday. I seem to have been down this road before.
     Getting a boyfriend for my mother to have an affair with is proving to be harder than I thought it would be. She has had lots of calls in response to my advert, I know that for certain because I answered the phone myself about ten times before passing it over to her, but all she does is listen for a few seconds then stand looking at the phone, speechless. Apart from the time she went crimson and dropped it. I might have to think of something else.
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