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January 12 2002
Saturday

    I made the penis enlarger today. It looks very impressive. I haven't tried it out - no bloody fear after the last time - but I'm sure one of the lads at school will want to be the second to use it. (Well I'm not going to tell them that I haven't tried it, am I!) It won't work of course - how could it - but when someone's tried it and reported back that it's useless I'll simply say that we must have been conned and that we'll just have to put it down to experience, and then I'll be off the hook.