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| December 28 2001 Friday My mother is having an affair! I don't know who with, because I haven't been able to arrange it yet, but she's definitely going to have one, preferably with somebody who is allergic to rabbits, and then my father's going to find out about it and bugger off and stop ruining my life. Watch this space! I had a nightmare last night. I dreamt that I was in bed with an Atomic Kitten and I when I re-emerged from under the bedclothes, where I'd gone to lick her belly, she'd changed into Charlotte Church! The only good thing about it was that she didn't start singing, that would have been all! |
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