Razzamatazz - British comedy

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December 27 2001
Thursday

    Only three houses on my newspaper round didn't give me a Christmas tip this year. Only three houses didn't have their paper delivered this morning.
    My father asked me if I knew what dandelions looked like. I told him of course I did. He said: 'Good, because you'll be collecting lots of them when they start growing again, for my rabbits.' Then he made me clean the rabbit hutches out. I told him I realised that Thursday is rabbit hutch cleaning day but that it it was the Christmas holiday for Christ sake. He said that may be true for us, but the rabbits weren't on holiday. They weren't on holiday from shitting, that's for sure! When I'd finished he paired off the two bucks with the two does so that they would breed, which means that there's going to be a lot more rabbit shit for shifting in the near future. Something is going to have to be done.