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| December 18 2001 Tuesday The penis enlarger arrived today. Merry Christmas! (I hope) As promised it came in a plain brown paper parcel, but as the parcel was penis-shaped I think the manufacturers could do a little better in trying to keep the contents a secret. In fact if the postman had been a postwoman I might never have received it at all. My mother wanted to know what it was so I told her it was a telescope, which, as it makes things bigger, wasn't far from the truth. I took it up to my room and undid the wrapping eagerly, as they say. It's a sort of cylinder thing, a bit like a rubber rolling pin with a hole bored down the middle for your dick. I must say that the penis enlarger looks very impressive, and if it works as good as it looks I am soon going to be the owner of a very impressive penis. I can't wait to try it, but I couldn't today because my father was at home and I don't want him to chance seeing me, because if he finds out what it is he'll probably take it off me and use it on himself, or drag me off to the doctors again. |
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