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| December 17 2001 Monday This is how Macbeth went. 1 Witch: When shall we meet again? In thunder, lightning or rain? 2 Witch: When the hurlyburly's done, When the battle's lost and won 3 Witch: That will be ere the set of sun 1 Witch: There were no sun when I were a lad You had to draw one on t'wall with yellow paint And pretend it were t'sun. Aye, and glad of it! 2 Witch: There were no yellow paint when I were a lad If you wanted yellow paint You had to eat nothing but tumeric for a month Then use your semen to paint with Aye and glad of it! 3 Witch: There were no semen when I were a lad If you wanted to get somebody pregnant You had to use wallpaper paste Aye, and glad of it That was a far as it got before they rang down the curtain and started it again with the understudies. (Who were crap) Mrs Oates said she wouldn't be needing our services for the rest of the run. Well it's their loss. |