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| December 15 2001 Saturday Brain Damage's parents are only taking Brain Damage and Brain Missing to Ibiza on holiday next May! It is quite obvious both to me and Brain Damage that I will be going with him instead of Brain Missing, but how to wangle it? Stinking suggested that we should kidnap her and I should simply take her place, but it wouldn't be as easy as that - even if I dressed up in Brain Missing's clothes I don't think it would fool her parents for one minute, because I'm at least a foot taller than her, apart from being much better looking. Kidnapping her wouldn't be easy either, because ever since Brain Damage sandpapered her tits she screams the place down every time he goes within five yards of her. I'll be grateful for any suggestions any of you might have. |