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| December 11 2001 Tuesday I am definitely not Jewish. A boy in our class who is Jewish told me that if I was Jewish I would have been circumcised, and I'm not. So that's a relief. Not that I've got anything against Jews - I mean I wouldn't knock Jemima Khan out of the way to get at Dawn French * - it's just that there's no way I could do without pork. (Both meanings of the word!) Just as a matter of interest I asked Solly Goldfarbfinklestein, the Jewish boy in our class - that isn't his real name by the way, it's Adam Harris, but he's Jewish, and kids, right? - why it was that all Jews were circumcised, and he said it was supposed to be a religious thing but the real reason was that it made your dick bigger. I never knew that, and I've made a note of it in case the penis enlarger doesn't come up to expectations. My father got home just before I went to bed and I found out what the load of wood is for. Rabbit hutches. He's only going to start breeding rabbits and selling them for food! I bet I can guess guess who will be expected to clean their hutches too. * I wouldn't knock Imran Khan out of the way to get at Dawn French! |